1 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:06,397 [ Woman ] Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, 2 00:00:06,473 --> 00:00:10,170 Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator... 3 00:00:10,243 --> 00:00:12,177 and vanished. 4 00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:19,377 He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, 5 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:23,047 facing mirror images that were not his own... 6 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:27,253 and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. 7 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:32,364 His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, 8 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:37,028 who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. 9 00:00:38,138 --> 00:00:42,438 And so, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, 10 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:45,603 striving to put right what once went wrong... 11 00:00:45,678 --> 00:00:48,511 and hoping each time that his next leap... 12 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:50,811 will be the leap home. 13 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,683 [ People Laughing ] 14 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:59,120 So, what did the cop say? 15 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:04,295 - Probably said you should get yourself a dayjob. - [ Laughing ] 16 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:09,165 [ Chuckles ] Hey, buddy. What did you do? Escape from a home for the comedically stunted, 17 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,726 or just the hopelessly stupid, huh? [ Drum Sting, Cymbal Crash ] 18 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:15,504 Stay with me, will ya, Davey? 19 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:19,511 Uh, yeah. Well, this-this cop said that- 20 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:23,242 Yeah, he was haulin' you in. He was haulin' me in, and-and I was- 21 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:25,784 Naked. [ Laughs ] naked. 22 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:28,582 And, uh- You were- You were holding the sheep. 23 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:32,090 And then you said- 24 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,761 "Oh, boy''? 25 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:56,871 [ Chuckling ] Oh, boy, oh, boy. How do you like that, ladies and gentlemen? 26 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:59,605 Davey's got a new routine, and he forgot to tell me about it. 27 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:02,705 Thank goodness one of you got a new routine. 28 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:05,114 Hey, buddy, you wanna come up here and do a show by yourself? 29 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,119 I bet you do a lot of stuff by yourself, huh? 30 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,678 - [ Drumroll, Cymbal Crash ] - Hey, who the hell do you think you are? 31 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:13,624 So, anyway, there I was, standin' in the bushes, naked- 32 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:18,460 Joey, please. Sit down. Sit down. holdin'a sheep. 33 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:21,762 And this cop comes up and he says to me, 34 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:25,702 "You know, you just can't stand around like that.'' 35 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,865 And-And I said, " No, no, no. 36 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:32,810 It's okay because, you see, it's sheep season.'' 37 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:35,881 [ Man ] What'd he say? 38 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:39,441 See, I said, " No, it's okay, it's sheep season.'' 39 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:41,453 Have you lost your mind? 40 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:46,151 [ Woman Laughing ] Well, I get it. 41 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,218 - Sheep season! [ Chortles ] - Oh, we're dead. 42 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:52,787 No, this is worse than death. Maybe they shouldjust throw dirt on us so we know we're dead. 43 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:54,924 So, have you nice folks drunk up your minimum yet? 44 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:57,993 It'd be worth it to leave early. [ Laughing ] 45 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:01,131 I had the same problem with the police once- 46 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:04,506 Not tonight. We've lost 'em. No, really. I was harassed by the police, 47 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,068 and all I was doin' was walkin' my little poodle. 48 00:04:07,146 --> 00:04:09,341 [ Man ] Look, uh, lady, this is a professional act, okay? 49 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,679 That's a matter of opinion. Look, buddy, 50 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,776 I got enough people up here makin' fools of themselves. 51 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:16,321 You wanna be a jerk, you do it on your own time, all right? 52 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:18,448 Yeah, my little poodle, her name was Tis, 53 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:21,618 and, oh, she was the cutest little teacup you ever did see. 54 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:24,424 Well, I let her off her leash to use the, uh- 55 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:27,159 Well, to go to the, uh- You know. 56 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:29,963 Out of nowhere comes this big old black cat, 57 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:32,436 and it races by, and Tis- Boom- 58 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:34,735 takes off into the bushes, right after her. 59 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:37,909 This is a sad story. 60 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:41,140 Yeah, well, I go into the bushes lookin' for her. 61 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,876 Of course, though, I wasn't, uh, naked. 62 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:48,477 - Well, you can't have everything. - Yeah, or else you'd be gone. 63 00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:52,354 - Look, I'm warnin' you, okay? - [ Sam ] So, let me ask you this one question, though. 64 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,916 Did-Did you have a sheep with you? 65 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:57,428 What are you talking about? 66 00:04:57,497 --> 00:05:00,955 N-N-No, he's right. I didn't have a sheep. 67 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:04,663 But I was just comin'out of those bushes, right about the corner, 68 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:06,864 and I was callin' my dog, when all of a sudden... 69 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:09,464 this policeman comes up to me, and he grabs me, 70 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:12,204 and he arrests me, and he hauls me in front of the judge. 71 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:14,212 What for? For steppin' on his act. 72 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:18,216 N-N-No. For solicitin' with the purpose of prostitution. 73 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:20,411 [ Man ] Well, it doesn't surprise me. 74 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:23,512 Well, it surprised me! I mean, I wasn't. 75 00:05:23,589 --> 00:05:29,550 I was just standin' on the corner, callin' my dog, sayin', " Here, Tis. Here, Tis.'' 76 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:34,589 - Oh, keep the girl. You creeps need somethin' funny in the act. - That's it. I'll kill him. 77 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:39,868 We're doin' a show here, okay? Who the hell do you think you are? 78 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:44,535 How 'bout a little respect, okay? Who the hell do you think you are? Thank you and good night! 79 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:48,546 All right, let's have a round of- a round of applause... 80 00:05:48,614 --> 00:05:51,947 for the comedy stylings of Parker and MacKay... 81 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:55,613 and our own, uh, Frankie, uh, Washarskie! 82 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:58,885 I don't get this. Why would you pick tonight to come on stage with us? 83 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,892 We were dyin' out there. You don't get this? 84 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,895 And you-You- Obviously you were dying, and that is why I went up on stage. 85 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:06,796 [ Man ] It was not the right moment. You have no sense of comedic timing. 86 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,096 What the hell happened to you out there? Uh- 87 00:06:09,168 --> 00:06:10,157 Yeah- Well- 88 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:12,830 What was that fight, your impression ofJoe Louis on a bad night? 89 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:14,873 I was saving you. Me? 90 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:17,239 I don't think you should have tried to hit that guy. 91 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:20,143 I wouldn't have had to if you hadn't have put the broad in the act. Broad! 92 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,738 I thought she was pretty funny actually. I saved your butts. 93 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:24,749 Yeah, that was 'cause Davey lost his timing. 94 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:29,083 Oh, yeah? Well, what was your excuse for being a " smuck''? Not even close. 95 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:31,089 [ Sam ] Look, look. Uh, guys- 96 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:33,853 I think that you should just keep your feathers out of Davey's nose... 97 00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:36,417 and go back where you belong-waitin' on tables. 98 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,767 [ Snaps Fingers ] [ Sighs ] 99 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,938 I thought you were funny. 100 00:06:47,006 --> 00:06:50,442 Oh, what difference does that make? Mack hates me. 101 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:53,707 Well, from the looks of things, Mack hates everybody. 102 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:57,341 I cannot go back to waiting on tables. I just can't. 103 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,351 Look, I-I tell you what. 104 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:03,788 As soon as he calms down, we'll all sit down and we'll talk this whole thing through. 105 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:05,790 Oh, come on. You heard him. 106 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:08,554 I mean, he does not care whether I am good or what. 107 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:12,223 I mean, all he cares about is himself. God! 108 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:17,861 He is the most selfish, self-centered egomaniac I've ever had the misfortune to meet in my life! 109 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:21,031 Now ask her what she really thinks of the guy. 110 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,338 - How do you really feel about him? - Oh, I'm crazy about him. 111 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:26,310 I knew it. You're kidding. 112 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:31,373 No. I mean, you know Mack. He can be so sweet. 113 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,887 When we first started going out, he used to hold my chair... 114 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:39,516 and help me with my coat and light my cigarette, and I don't even smoke. 115 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:42,823 And then you offered to give me a shot, and he turns into a futz! 116 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:44,829 Close. 117 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:47,832 Look, you're a very funny lady, Frankie, 118 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:51,063 and I don't think you should let Mack or-or anybody else tell you different. 119 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,662 You really think so? Yeah. 120 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:55,900 You can make me anytime- Uh, laugh. [ Clears Throat ] 121 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:59,411 Make me laugh, anytime. So you just dry your eyes... 122 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,175 and forget about waitin' on tables. 123 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:04,682 Tables? All you idiots can go back to waiting on tables! 124 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:08,242 What kind of a stunt was that with the customer? No one swings on a patron of mine! 125 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,915 This is Lou Collins, the owner of the Cocono Club- 126 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,254 Mack was nervous about trying me out in the act tonight. 127 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,454 where you're on the payroll- And where is that idiot partner of yours? 128 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:18,463 with your partner, MacKay. Oh, well- 129 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:21,159 By the way, you're in the Poconos. You mean Mack. 130 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:25,193 What other idiot partner have you got? The Cocono in the Poconos. 131 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:29,173 I, uh- And I'm not considering you, because you deserve better. 132 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,506 [ Door Opens ] Deserves better than what? 133 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:33,977 You don't get any better than Parker and MacKay, buddy, 134 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:38,380 and you are damn lucky to have us in this two-bit, rundown- 135 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:44,014 All right. Now look, Mack- Sam, it's 1 959, and you're about to get fired. 136 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:47,025 - ...hole in the wall of a dive! - You're fired! 137 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,755 - I'm fired. - Thanks for the advance warning. 138 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:53,697 - You got all the warning you need. - Not you- 139 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:56,360 You can't fire me. I got a contract. Watch me. I'll do it again. 140 00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:59,893 - Wait a second. Why don't we just talk about this, okay? - You're fired. How was that? 141 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:03,641 [ Frankie ] Oh.! Mack, no.! Mack, no! Easy- 142 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,041 [ All Shouting ] 143 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:08,046 Al, what am I gonna do? Nothing. 144 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:12,312 What do you mean, nothing? 'Cause in about five seconds, Carlo DeGorio is gonna come up the stairs, 145 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,252 and his guy is gonna say- Hey, meatheads! 146 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,154 Mr. DeGorio wants to talk to youse. 147 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:24,595 Mr. DeGorio,your son sang terrific tonight. I mean, like father, like son. 148 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:27,792 How would you know? You're back here yelling at the comics. 149 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:30,631 Sweetheart, why don't you go, uh, powder your nose? 150 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:33,297 Ooh, I'd like to help her powder her nose, 151 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:35,306 and her chin, and her neck- [ DeGorio ] Joey, please. 152 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:38,343 Mr. DeGorio says I should apologize for funnin'with you out there. 153 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,073 Well, somebody ought to teach you a little audience etiquette. 154 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:44,446 Come on, Mack. Why don't you guys just curtail your conversation for one moment? 155 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:47,577 The name's DeGorio, Carlo DeGorio. 156 00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:50,850 [ Ziggy Beeping ] Of the Las Vegas Golden Sand. 157 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,187 - I'd like to make you an offer. - [ All ] Offer? 158 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:56,854 - You'll like this part, Sam. - Two weeks at the Golden Sand in Vegas. 159 00:09:56,929 --> 00:10:00,194 Oh. Vegas? The main showroom? 160 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,359 [ Laughs ] See how you do in the lounge first. 161 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,926 - They are not available. - What? 162 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,995 - They, uh, work for me. - You just fired us. 163 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,473 - Wait a second. - I got a contract for another three weeks. 164 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,737 - You just fired us. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 165 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,439 Why don't you guys work out the details between yourselves, okay? 166 00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:16,447 And I'll see the three of you in Vegas Friday. 167 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:20,042 - What do you mean, the three of us? - I mean I like the girl. Got a problem with that? 168 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:23,885 - No problem. - Good. I'll see you in Vegas. 169 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,720 And me and you, we'll have dinner when you get there. 170 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,022 Oh, I don't know. No problem. 171 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,723 Didn't think so. 172 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,561 No problem? No problem? No prob- No problem? 173 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,296 You got a problem. I got a contract. You fired us! 174 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,361 You cannot tell that man I'll have dinner with him. 175 00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:41,065 Who says I fired you? We say.! 176 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,540 You're workin' for me, you do whatever I say. Now just relax. 177 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:47,306 It's your word against mine. For you? I thought we were partners. 178 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:51,407 - Davey and I are partners. You? You're a pain in the neck. - A pain in the neck? 179 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,044 - And you're stuck here for another three weeks. - Can it, Lou. 180 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,714 You fired us. We're goin' to Vegas. 181 00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:58,814 The reason we're goin' to Vegas is because of me. 182 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:01,325 I got a deal! Three weeks! 183 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:04,261 [ Door Slams ] And I'll sue for breach. 184 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,458 [ Mack, Frankie Arguing ] Comics! I give 'em a shot at bein' a star- 185 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:10,900 You're on a real roller coaster here. What is goin' on here, Al? 186 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,938 Do you believe these people? They're nuts. 187 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:16,406 And that guy DeGorio- I mean, he's right out of some movie or somethin'. 188 00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:21,606 Well, he's very well-connected with the family, and Ziggy says there's a 90.5% chance... 189 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:25,173 that he's the reason that the raging bull there disappears. 190 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,947 I hate it when you say "disappears. '" 191 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,954 Well, he vanishes. Oh. 192 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:34,686 Uh, May 2, 1 959, MacKay- Macklyn MacKay- 193 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:38,457 vanishes right after Parker, MacKay and Washarskie have their opening debut- 194 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,465 Wait, wait. in the showroom in Las Vegas. 195 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,467 Who's Washarskie? She's gotta change her name. 196 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,469 [ Arguing Continues ] 197 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,301 What happens? I don't know. He was never seen again. 198 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:51,571 In Italian, we say he's probably sleeping with the fishes. 199 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:55,239 But of course there's no fishes in Las Vegas, so he's probably sleepin' with the scorpions... 200 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:59,842 or sleepin' with the centipedes or rattlesnakes, coyotes- Okay, I got the picture. 201 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,114 [ Door Opens ] I can't listen to another word of this. 202 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:05,589 You have to listen to many, many more words of this, because we have to work on our act. 203 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,491 Act? What do you mean, act? You're not part of my act. Prairie dogs- 204 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,195 [ Man On Radio ] Howdy, folks. This is Lucky Buck- 205 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:17,326 [ Al ] Sam, do you know what the secret of comedy is? 206 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,668 - No, and I don't wanna know. - The secret of comedy is- 207 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,674 Al, I don't care. timing. 208 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,767 How come you don't care? 209 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:27,574 - [ Whispering ] Because I'm not funny. - You're not supposed to be funny. 210 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:30,581 - You're a scientist. - Well, thank you for sharing that. 211 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:34,608 And if you tell me that you were a stand-up, I'm gonna- I'm gonna- pow! 212 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:39,454 You can't pow. I'm a hologram. And, no, I was never a stand-up. 213 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,789 It's a miracle. Now listen. 214 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:44,091 You are the singing half of a comedy team. 215 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:48,327 You got Davey's charts. All you have to do is learn the songs, and you fake the routines, 216 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,527 and then you save Mack from whoever he's tickin' off, 217 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,764 and bingo,you leap out of it. 218 00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:54,772 What else could possibly happen? [ Snoring ] 219 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,671 I could not be funny. Well, we got Ziggy. 220 00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:59,176 Ziggy is not funny. I know. 221 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:01,941 But Ziggy has tapped into the greatest comedy teams of all time. 222 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:05,279 Who's he got? "Live from Rome, it's Nero, on the steps of the'"- 223 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:08,320 No, no, no. We got Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, Martin and Lewis, 224 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:12,483 - Burns and Allen- the best. - Al, there are three of us, okay? 225 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,719 - The Three Stooges. - That's not funny. 226 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,228 Besides, I don't know Dave and Mack's routines. 227 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,230 That's okay. They don't know 'em either. 228 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,233 - What? - According to Ziggy, the reason they bombed... 229 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:27,739 was because Mack tried to force Frankie into the duo when he should have created a trio. 230 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:32,244 Oh, I see. And someone in the audience didn't think they were funny, so they killed Mack. 231 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,245 That makes a lot of sense. Ha, ha. 232 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,247 [ Frankie ] What makes sense? 233 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:40,513 Hey, isn't it my turn to drive yet? I mean, what time is it? 234 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,247 0400. Oh, 4:00. 235 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,255 You've been drivin' for 1 0 hours? 236 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:48,851 Look, why don't we pull into, uh, Gallup, whatever that is? 237 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,362 We'll have a cup of coffee. [ Snoring Continues ] 238 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,365 Mack,you wanna come in for some coffee? Mack? 239 00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:59,370 Why don't we just let him sleep? 240 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:06,543 [ Groans ] When I was waking up, I heard you say something about Mack getting killed? 241 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,546 Oh, no, no, no. Mack? 242 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:11,742 No, no. I was just saying to myself that- 243 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:17,619 that if Mack didn't help us work up some new routines that include you, that the audience would kill him. 244 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,284 Us. Comic talk, you know. 245 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:24,989 No, Sam. The comic is trying to kill the audience, and if he can't do it, he dies on stage. 246 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,089 [ Bell Jingles ] Get it? 247 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:32,260 [ Bell Jingles ] You sit anywhere your little hearts desire. 248 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:35,535 I'm gonna get you the best cup of coffee this side of the Rio Grande. 249 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:40,210 You know, you're right. About what? 250 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:44,841 Well, there's no way that I can work into " Mr. Show Biz'' or " Heroes.'' [ Bell Jingles ] 251 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,885 Sure you can. There are lots of women heroes. 252 00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:50,786 There's no reason why you couldn't- Okay, everybody. I'm here! 253 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:54,690 Let me get a shot of the room. Hold still. Beautiful. Let me get a picture of you. 254 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:58,252 Great. You just look at this in a minute, and I bet I got you in it too. [ Laughs ] 255 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:01,891 Okay, coffee for everybody! Put it on the big guy's check. 256 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:05,095 Oh, you know what? I have a question for you. Is that your truck outside? Yeah. 257 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:08,970 Really? The big red one, with the beautiful lettering that says Raymond's Refrigerating? Yeah. 258 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:12,636 The one that's sitting in that enormous puddle of milky brown stuff? 259 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:16,442 It's my ice cream! Hold it, hold it. I was just kiddin' with you. 260 00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:20,747 That's a good way to get your heart started in the mornin', ain't it, big guy? 261 00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:22,810 You think you're funny? 262 00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:25,356 - She laughed. - [ Chuckles ] 263 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:28,916 Well, maybe it won't be so funny if you're lookin' out of the other side of your face! 264 00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:32,452 Listen, uh, you gotta excuse my brother. He was just released from an asylum- 265 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,465 The other side of my face? and he's not real good- 266 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,263 - Yeah! - dealin' with people right now, but soon he'll be fine again. 267 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,133 You better lock him up. 268 00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,765 I'd like to thank you for your kind observation... 269 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:46,436 and let you know that we're doing everything we can to restrain him. 270 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,472 [ Exhales ] 271 00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:52,813 Some people don't have a sense of humor, you know? 272 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,217 You know, you might have come up with something just now. 273 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,482 We could do a bit about me escaping from an asylum. 274 00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,490 Why do you do that? Do what? 275 00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:03,517 Why do you act like a geek so Davey has to come and save you? 276 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,529 What am I supposed to do, wait for you? 277 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:08,725 Oh, I suppose you think that only men can be heroes. Yes, I do. 278 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,565 You know, women are quite capable of taking care of themselves. 279 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,003 But most of'em didn't even know that in '59. 280 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,371 We don't need you to come running to our rescue. 281 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,702 [ Laughs ] Hey, that's very funny. 282 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:23,612 Women can take care of themselves. Yeah, right. 283 00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:26,242 Don't do that to me. I mean it, Mack. Stop it! Oh. 284 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:30,516 All right. All right. Now come on. 285 00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,523 Why don't we just- 286 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:37,824 Why don't wejust concentrate on what we're gonna do on stage tomorrow night? 287 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:42,094 We are not doing anything tomorrow night. Parker and MacKay are going on stage, okay? 288 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,362 - Uh, and Lane. - Lane? 289 00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,836 Well, you see, I like that better than Washarskie. 290 00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:49,499 - So do I. - Women are not funny. 291 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,635 What about Gracie Allen? She has George Burns. 292 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,770 Elaine May. Mike Nichols. 293 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,781 Lucille Ball. Desi Arnaz. 294 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,044 - Fanny Brice! - Nicky Arnstein. 295 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:03,555 What? Well, I've got Parker and MacKay. 296 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:07,922 N-O. Look. We don't need you. We don't want you. 297 00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:12,327 We don't even think we may want you. And if we did, we wouldn't. Got it? 298 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,423 No. [ Al ] Sam,you gotta make this work. 299 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:18,869 He's got only 3 2 hours and 23 minutes before he makes his last performance. Look, Mack. 300 00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:22,100 DeGorio's not gonna let us go on without her, so we might as well start thinkin'... 301 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:24,904 about how to make this act a trio. Right! 302 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,410 [ Man ] Order up.! 303 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:31,245 Okay, look. She gets five minutes with us, but that's it. 304 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:34,080 Wait a minute. That is one bit. 305 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:37,316 I mean, I want at least three with you guys and one by myself or I'm not gonna do it. 306 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:40,256 - You think you can blackmail me? - Yes. 307 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,520 So why don't you just get down, okay? 308 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:45,757 Both of you. Now sit down and let's start working on something, all right? 309 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,765 Let's try and come up with somethin'. Good. Do a bit. 310 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:50,097 Some kind of a bit, yeah. Uh, Steve Allen's " Man In The Street.'' 311 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:53,332 A bit about a man in the street. Yes. With Supergirl. With Supergirl. 312 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,272 You're a reporter. You're interviewing people- I'm a reporter, 313 00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:59,242 I'm on the street and I'm interviewing people, and today I bump into... 314 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:02,280 two super people- persons. 315 00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:04,281 This is nuts. You got a better idea? 316 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,283 Give me a minute. No. Sit down. 317 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:10,947 Okay. Now listen to me. Hi, I'm Dave Parker. Hi. 318 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:15,255 And I'm here today, your man on the street, interviewing with- 319 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:17,989 Supergirl! Supergirl, yes. 320 00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:19,997 So, Supergirl, tell me- Hey, hey, hey. 321 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:22,465 Hey, hey. If you're gonna do that weird crazy stuff, 322 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:25,196 you'd best give me my ketchup and do it elsewhere. 323 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,330 [ Mack ] Well,you did us a favor. The coffee wasn't that great anyway. 324 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,341 [ Sam ] Oh,yes it was. The coffee was great. 325 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:33,037 [ Al ] Come on, Sam. Keep it goin'. You gotta make this act work. 326 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,603 Hey, hey. This is Dave Parker here, your man on the street, 327 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,445 and, uh, I'm here today, chatting with- 328 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:43,043 Oh. Supergirl! Supergirl. And? 329 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,751 And I'm, uh, Superman. Aha! 330 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:53,230 So tell me, you-you-you Supers, uh, what's an average day like for you guys? 331 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:58,133 Well, we usually like to start the day with a big, heapin' bowl of Kryptonite cereal. Ha-ha! 332 00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,637 No, not Kryptonite. That would kill 'em. 333 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:03,834 Two points for the big fella. Uh, he-he's right. 334 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:07,470 Well, not if we're super people. Ah, she's right. 335 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:10,037 Especially if you're super people. 336 00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:12,583 Keep it goin'. Keep it goin'. Keep it goin'. [ Stammering ] 337 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,983 Tell me this though. How do super people, uh- 338 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,987 Have. ha-ha-have- 339 00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:18,989 Sex. sex? 340 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:20,991 Davey! Al! 341 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,993 You know, that's the way my mind works. 342 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:24,995 Um- [ Laughs ] You see that? She can't handle it. 343 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:31,132 This is the real world, kid. In the real world, grown-up people like to hear about grown-up things like sex. 344 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:35,537 Oh, yeah? Well, if doing " smutz'' is what this act is all about, you can just count me out. 345 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:38,508 [ Men ] "Schmutz.'' I won't do it! 346 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,511 Yeah? Well, that's because you can't do comedy. 347 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,275 If you were a real comedienne, then anything you did would be funny. 348 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,250 And now I am supposed to take a lesson... 349 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:50,186 from Mr. " I can't keep my fist out of anybody's face 'cause I'm so mad at the world''? 350 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:53,952 Mad at the world? Is this because you want so desperately to be funny, but can't? 351 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:58,258 - You know what your problem is? You hate women! - Oh, so now you're Sigmund Freud. 352 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:01,925 I'm not Sigmund Freud, but I am a comic. Why won't you give me a shot? 353 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,595 [ Frankie, Mack Arguing ] Why are they doin' this, Al? 354 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,605 They're in love. What? 355 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:11,905 Yeah, sure. They're crazy about each other but they haven't got a clue how to handle it. 356 00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:17,415 No, no, no. Yes. I had the same thing goin' with my sec- second, third, fourth- my fourth wife. 357 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,416 [ Sighs ] Yeah. Oh, she drove me crazy. 358 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:21,452 Al, look at them. They're gonna kill each other. 359 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,454 Now what am I gonna do? 360 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:28,425 Oh, I- I would take her and grab her and kiss her real hard. 361 00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:30,654 Oh, get out. I'm supposed to get them to kiss each other? 362 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,663 Uh, yeah. Yeah. Get outta here. Look at them. 363 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,757 - Let me do it! That's what I'm saying! - I'm talking. Would you listen to me, please? 364 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,098 Kiss her real hard- They're never gonna kiss each other. 365 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:41,435 Kissing is the furthest thing from their mind right now. and then she would stop talking. 366 00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:44,498 She what? Oh. All right. All right. She would stare into my eyes. 367 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,943 So, I wanna ask you this one question: How do super people kiss? 368 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,275 - What? - Kiss. 369 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:50,576 - Kiss? - Yes. 370 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,844 I wouldn't kiss her if she was the last woman on Earth. 371 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,478 - You probably don't even know how to kiss. - Oh, yeah? 372 00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:58,422 Sure, she does. 373 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,617 Hey, no.! Hey, wait a minute. No, no, no. Not him. 374 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,990 Him! No, you're not supposed to ki- He's supposed to kiss you. 375 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:07,088 - Huh? - Oh, so that's what this is all about, huh? 376 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:11,602 - No, it's not. - You want a little " Wham, bam, thank you ma'am,'' you do it on your own time. 377 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:15,128 - You slept with him, didn't you? Not with me, but him you sleep with! - What? 378 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,640 Do something, Sam! Do something? 379 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,905 Do something! I did something. It was the wrong thing. 380 00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:23,846 I know it was the- Look. Look. This is not how it was supposed to happen. 381 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:28,147 Yeah, I'll bet. Look.Just lose the broad or get yourself another partner, okay? 382 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,347 What are you talkin' about? Mack! 383 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:32,356 We can't just- 384 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:36,626 Mack. Open the- [ Frankie ] I don't believe that you are so immature- 385 00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:40,597 Get in the car. Oh, thank you. What a wonderful idea. 386 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,760 You're welcome. Get in the car. 387 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:48,439 Oh, boy. 388 00:21:56,114 --> 00:22:00,676 We're gonna do the first two shows at 9:30 and 1 1 :30... 389 00:22:00,752 --> 00:22:02,879 with the ring curtains closed. 390 00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:08,620 Then at 2:00 and 4:00, we're gonna open 'em up to the pits to pull the customers in. 391 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:12,391 Then, uh, at 4:00 you can get in here and run light and music cues with Charlie. 392 00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:14,523 Okay, all right. Terrific. 393 00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:19,434 Charlie's our, uh, stage manager. Anything-Anything he can't do for you, trust me, I can. 394 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,234 That's fine, Mr. DeGorio. Thanks very much. 395 00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:24,400 I'll fill in Mack on the setup, okay? 396 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,910 Hey, you do that. And, sweetheart, you look like you're starvin'. 397 00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:28,969 What do you say the two of us grab a little lunch? 398 00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:31,242 Well, I- No, no, no. I insist. 399 00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:36,777 Tell you what. We got a bunch of new, uh, sketches that we're gonna break in tonight. 400 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,415 Isn't it gonna be, uh, tough to rehearse without Mr. MacKay? 401 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:44,690 Him? Well, see, he- Yeah, you know-You know, Mack has never been to Las Vegas before. 402 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:47,789 I-I saw him earlier. He-He's checkin' out all these one-armed burglars. 403 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,800 Bandits. That too. 404 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,302 - Do you, uh, gamble much? - No, never touch the stuff, really. 405 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,305 I was talkin' to Miss Washarskie. I'm sorry. 406 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:59,811 It's Turner. I changed it again. No, I really haven't done much gambling. Actually, I never learned how. 407 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:02,472 [ Portal Opens ] Then we're gonna have dinner after the first show, 408 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:06,278 and I'm gonna give you a personal lesson in how to roll the dice. 409 00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:09,684 Well, I really should- Have dinner with me tonight. Good, that's settled. 410 00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:11,689 That's a great idea. Thanks for askin' us. 411 00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:14,590 Listen, we gotta get to work or we're never gonna be able to pay you back... 412 00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:18,755 for the money that you spent on bringin' us out here, you know? Trust me. You'll be able to pay me back. 413 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,321 [ Whispering ] And if you don't wanna sing out of another orifice, 414 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,734 I suggest you don't join the young lady and I for, uh, dinner tonight. 415 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:27,738 Got that? Understood? [ Pats Back ] 416 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,504 Bring an appetite. 417 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,477 Why do I get the feeling that she's gonna end up being the main course? 418 00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:37,743 Why do I get the feeling that I'm gonna be the main course? 419 00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:41,183 Uh, don't-don't worry about him. I-I'll think of something. 420 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,245 And what about Mack? He hasn't spoken two words to us since last night. 421 00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:47,587 I mean, what are we gonna do? 422 00:23:47,659 --> 00:23:49,991 I-I don't know. [ Al ] Well,you go on in less than seven hours. 423 00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:51,995 Mack still dies. We don't know how or when, 424 00:23:52,063 --> 00:23:55,794 but the why has got somethin' to do with DeGorio. Maybe you should talk to him. 425 00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:58,961 [ Al ] Well, somebody better. Maybe he's just right about me, 426 00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:02,473 and I should just go back to the Cocono's in the Poconos, forget about the whole thing. 427 00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,600 I love that cute rhyme. 428 00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:06,974 No. Well, I'm breaking up the act. 429 00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:10,674 No, you're not. As a matter of fact, you're- You're making the act much better. 430 00:24:10,749 --> 00:24:13,309 No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Now listen. 431 00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:17,947 There have been a whole lot of duos, but there's never been a successful trio. 432 00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:21,356 I don't know- We could be the first. 433 00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:24,657 We will be the first, if I can just figure out how to make Mack understand... 434 00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:27,994 that the reason he can't stand you is... because- 435 00:24:28,066 --> 00:24:29,897 - He's in love with you. - he's in love with you. 436 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,959 Love? But with Mack, 437 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:34,938 arguing is like the adult version of pulling pigtails. 438 00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:37,873 See, a lot of guys like Mack, they kind oflike, uh- 439 00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:41,538 Well, they think that loving and fighting are kind of the same. 440 00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:44,104 Yeah? Well, it's not for me. Me either. 441 00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:46,548 Look, you said you were crazy about him. 442 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,644 You... may have to teach him how to love. 443 00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:53,714 - But he's so angry. - Yeah, well- 444 00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:55,555 After six years of therapy, he'll be fine. 445 00:24:55,627 --> 00:24:59,324 Look, you, uh, go back to your room, okay? Get freshened up. 446 00:24:59,397 --> 00:25:01,331 I'll find Mack. We'll have a heart-to-heart. 447 00:25:01,399 --> 00:25:04,800 Just make sure you're back here for the 4:00 rehearsal. Okay. 448 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:09,330 Oh, and Davey? Uh, don't tell Mack that I love him. 449 00:25:09,407 --> 00:25:12,843 Oh, no. I'll- I'll let you do that. 450 00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:15,072 Okay. 451 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:22,047 Okay. Okay, Dr.Jung. Huh? 452 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,419 You tell me what's wrong with Mack since you know so much all of a sudden. 453 00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:29,517 Okay. According to Ziggy, uh, Mack has a pattern, see? 454 00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:34,224 Whenever he gets close to success, he changes the act. 455 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:37,200 Uh, it was Leonard and MacKay in '5 5, 456 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:40,534 it was Bonner and MacKay in '56, and now it's you. 457 00:25:40,605 --> 00:25:43,438 But, um- But, um? 458 00:25:43,508 --> 00:25:46,272 The bottom line is, Mack is afraid to get close. 459 00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:48,369 I thought you said he loved her. Yeah. Oh,yeah. 460 00:25:48,446 --> 00:25:51,415 He does. It's the Woody Allen theory. 461 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:55,510 Uh, " I don't like myself, so if you like me, you must be a horrible person.'' 462 00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:58,920 - Or maybe that's the Groucho Marx theory. - Am I missing something? 463 00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:01,686 Uh, no. Mack is a little kid. 464 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:05,491 He needs- He wants attention, but he can't handle being close, 465 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,761 so does all these crazy things to get people to pay attention to him. 466 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:11,893 Which is why he got into show business. Yeah. 467 00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:16,998 Then a woman like Frankie comes along- He wants her. She wants him. Right, right, right. So he- 468 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:21,205 He's afraid of her, so he starts this huge fight to protect himself. Yeah. 469 00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:24,407 Yeah. Yeah, that keeps Frankie off balance and keeps him in control. 470 00:26:24,482 --> 00:26:28,543 Right. And out of a relationship that could possibly make him happy for the rest of his life. 471 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:31,748 Mmm. Go to the head... of the class. [ Exhales ] 472 00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:35,759 All right. So I'm obviously here to make sure that Mack and Frankie get together, right? 473 00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:40,594 Well, Ziggy says that there's a 90% chance that if you play Cupid the act can be a success, 474 00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:43,930 and Mack doesn't end up as plant food, and you leap outta here. 475 00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:46,163 Okay. I'm gonna go find Mack. Okay. 476 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:55,704 [ Sam Narrating ] It had been a long time since I'd had a heart-to-heart with a friend, 477 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,975 especially over a woman. 478 00:26:58,049 --> 00:27:00,540 The problem was, Mack wasn't a friend, 479 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:06,023 though there were moments- brief moments- I liked him. 480 00:27:06,091 --> 00:27:09,993 Frankie, on the other hand, deserved a lot better treatment than Mack knew how to give. 481 00:27:10,061 --> 00:27:13,121 I couldn't help wondering whether putting them together was for the best. 482 00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:19,703 Got a second? 483 00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:26,004 Hit me. I would, if I thought it'd do any good. 484 00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:30,880 I got nothin' to say to you, Davey. Hit me again. 485 00:27:30,949 --> 00:27:33,577 W-W-Wait a second. You don't want another card. 486 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:37,452 Why the hell not? Because you got 1 8. He's probably got a face card. 487 00:27:39,557 --> 00:27:41,525 Hit me. 488 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:43,993 Bust. Don't you ever listen to anybody? 489 00:27:44,062 --> 00:27:46,792 Yeah. Anybody who doesn't stab me in the back. 490 00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:53,762 Why don't you just admit it, all right? You love her. 491 00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:58,104 Take a powder. You love her and you're afraid of her. 492 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,440 Why the hell would I be afraid of a broad? 493 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:04,915 Because she's beautiful, she's intelligent, and she's not afraid to stand up to you, 494 00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:06,917 even though you act like an ogre sometimes. 495 00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:10,477 Just because she's got you wearin' sheep for glasses doesn't make her tough or talented. 496 00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:12,489 Or beautiful. So she looks good. 497 00:28:12,557 --> 00:28:14,821 Come on. You're crazy about her, right? You're nuts. 498 00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:20,888 If I'm so crazy about her, then how come we always fight every time we're together for more than five minutes? 499 00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:25,299 Well, as far as I can tell, it's because that's the only way you know how to relate to a woman you're attracted to. 500 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:33,299 Yeah, well- She-You- Yeah? 501 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,938 Why the hell'd you have to go and kiss her? Actually, she kissed me. 502 00:28:36,014 --> 00:28:38,915 - Why'd she have to kiss you? - Because she was trying to get your attention. 503 00:28:38,983 --> 00:28:42,419 - Oh, she got my attention. Now everything's ruined. - Nothing is ruined. 504 00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:45,718 Look, Frankie is the kind of a person- Mack- Look, Mack, 505 00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:47,724 she knows how you feel about her. 506 00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:50,556 What she doesn't get is why you treat her like she's- Like what? 507 00:28:50,628 --> 00:28:54,655 Like I'm smart? What happens if she finds out I'm crazy about her, huh? 508 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:58,100 Then she-she'll go out with me, and then- Then we're really gonna like each other, 509 00:28:58,169 --> 00:29:00,364 and then we're gonna wanna see each other all the time, 510 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:02,406 and then maybe we're gonna end up gettin' married, 511 00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:04,567 and having kids, and then- 512 00:29:04,642 --> 00:29:08,942 And then we'll buy a house. That's when the trouble really starts, too, 'cause there'll be fights over the bills, 513 00:29:09,013 --> 00:29:12,005 then the anger and the hatred, and then, bam, ends up in divorce. 514 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:15,109 The next thing you know, we don't talk to each other ever again, and the kids- 515 00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:17,677 Mack, why don't you start by asking her out again? 516 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:22,455 - What? - Before you ruin your kids' life, take the first step: ask her out. 517 00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:27,464 But not until we work everything else out on the act tonight before we go look like nerds on stage. 518 00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:31,696 Like what? Never mind. Look, look. Let's just go find Frankie and work on this thing. 519 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,603 Give ourselves a chance. What do you say? 520 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:38,442 Okay. All right. Come on. Let's go. 521 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:40,444 I, uh- I came in here for a reason. 522 00:29:45,884 --> 00:29:48,375 [ Sam ] Hi.! I'm Dave Parker,your man on the street, 523 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,318 and I'm here today with- Supergirl! 524 00:29:50,388 --> 00:29:52,652 And I'm Superman. 525 00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:55,454 So, uh, how do you two superheroes have sex? 526 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,461 Um, vertically. [ Drum Sting, Cymbal Crash ] 527 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:00,764 Switch. Now walk. Now walk, walk, walk. 528 00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:03,300 Oh, that's good. I like it. Yes, I like it. 529 00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:05,302 Yes. Ooh! 530 00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:11,473 Go out. Get like somebody in the audience. Yeah, that's it. 531 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:13,477 [ Drum Sting, Cymbal Crash ] 532 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:18,141 If Burl Ives married Milton Berle, they'd be Burl Berle. Why do you even bother thinking? 533 00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:20,150 Hey, it's no bother at all. Ha. 534 00:30:20,218 --> 00:30:22,709 Why was Ben-Hur a her if he was actually a him? 535 00:30:22,787 --> 00:30:25,950 H-U-R not H-E-R. There you go again, moving your vowels on stage. 536 00:30:26,024 --> 00:30:27,082 I got one for you. Yes? 537 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,887 If you're still listening. [ Drum Sting ] 538 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,157 ♪ [ Singing ] 539 00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:46,343 ♪ [ Ends ] [ Drum Fill, Cymbal Crash ] 540 00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:49,244 [ Muttering ] 541 00:30:49,314 --> 00:30:51,248 Okay. Okay, we open in 20 minutes. 542 00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:53,250 9:30's your curtain. Okay. 543 00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:57,049 Okay, I'm gonna take a shower and stuff like that, and I will see you guys back here. 544 00:30:57,121 --> 00:30:59,954 Uh, Frankie? Um- Yeah? 545 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:02,254 [ Exhales ] I just wanted to tell you, I- I thought you were- 546 00:31:02,327 --> 00:31:05,956 You were really, really great in that, uh, superhero sketch. 547 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:09,329 You did? Really? Yeah. It just- It needs a little- 548 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,767 Uh, you're gonna be- No, you're gonna be great tonight. 549 00:31:12,837 --> 00:31:15,704 Thank you, Mack. That means a lot comin' from you. 550 00:31:16,774 --> 00:31:21,404 Look, um- I, uh- About what I said before, I just- 551 00:31:21,479 --> 00:31:23,970 I wanted to tell you that I'm-I'm sor- 552 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,073 Um, I'm s-s-sor- 553 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:31,545 I'm sorry. Oh, it's okay. I knew you didn't mean it. 554 00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:35,224 You did? Yeah, I did. 555 00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:41,731 Frankie, um- Look, I've been crazy about you ever since the first time I saw you at Cocono's, 556 00:31:41,799 --> 00:31:44,461 and-and I've been tryin' to find the words, but every time I do, it just- 557 00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:49,438 It's hard, 'cause I- I can't. I stumble. No, I know. Look, let's just... start over. 558 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:56,839 Ah, I love happy endings. Don't you? 559 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,849 Let's leap outta here, huh? Yeah. 560 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:03,354 Well, if Macky and Frankie- If they're all lovey-dovey and everything's gonna be fine, 561 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,480 the trio's gonna be a hit, then, uh- Yeah. 562 00:32:05,556 --> 00:32:09,822 - I should be leapin'now, right? - Yeah, I- I don't have a good feeling about this. 563 00:32:09,894 --> 00:32:11,862 Why not? What's goin' on? 564 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,989 Well, I- What? 565 00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:17,660 - kind of have the same feeling that Pandora's mother must have had- - Frankie. 566 00:32:17,735 --> 00:32:20,704 - when she opened the box. - I have a little somethin' for you. 567 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:23,366 I'd like you to wear it when I take you to dinner tonight. 568 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:26,808 And anything else you'd like to wear under it is, of course, optional. 569 00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:30,843 Well, here 'tis. Come on, baby. Try it on. 570 00:32:30,915 --> 00:32:33,748 - You son of a- - [ Sam ] No, Mack! 571 00:32:34,752 --> 00:32:36,686 Easy, easy. Mr. MacKay. 572 00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:41,182 You just made a very big career mistake. 573 00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:46,088 You'rejust like every other woman I've met in my whole life. 574 00:32:46,164 --> 00:32:48,462 You're just-just a user. Another damned user! 575 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:51,195 -[ Sam ] Mack. - Mack! Mack, I wasn't- 576 00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:55,937 Sam,you changed history. Now they don't go on tonight at all. 577 00:32:56,007 --> 00:33:00,034 And Mack's body is found in the desert... 578 00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:02,375 in 1 982. 579 00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:08,044 [ Beeping ] And 1 985. And 1 989. 580 00:33:10,421 --> 00:33:12,412 He's lizard food. 581 00:33:16,627 --> 00:33:18,561 Why is this happening? 582 00:33:18,629 --> 00:33:21,757 Because Mack's fuse is shorter than his lifeline. 583 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:25,166 What am I gonna do? Look, you gotta talk to him, okay? 584 00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:28,569 You tell him you had nothin' to do with DeGorio and his cockamamie dinner fantasy. 585 00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:31,938 - What if he doesn't listen to me? - He's in love with her. He'll never listen. 586 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:36,003 You make him listen. You tell him. I'm gonna go find DeGorio and try and straighten everything out. 587 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:40,710 But in the meantime, you make sure that he's here for the show, okay? Now get going. Go. Go, go, go, go, go! 588 00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:43,481 Okay. I'm gonna go back and run some scenarios, 589 00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:46,079 and maybe Ziggy can piece together what happened. 590 00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:48,717 Uh, no pun intended. [ Grumbles ] 591 00:33:48,793 --> 00:33:50,920 I'll see ya. [ Portal Opens ] 592 00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:57,828 Mack! Mack! Come back. I want to talk to you. 593 00:33:57,902 --> 00:34:01,736 Just go away. No, no, no, no, no. Not until you listen to me. 594 00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:04,297 I don't have to. My eyes have seen the whole picture. 595 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:07,208 No. I love you, Mack. Damn it! 596 00:34:07,278 --> 00:34:11,578 I did not have any intention of going out with DeGorio or anyone else. 597 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:15,044 I'm just not buyin' it, Frankie. 598 00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:19,021 [ Sighs ] Why don't-Why don't you and Davey just go out there and make it work, okay? 599 00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:23,220 I'm goin' on my own. I don't need him and I definitely don't need you. All right? Yes, you do. 600 00:34:23,294 --> 00:34:25,762 I can make it on my own. 601 00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:30,927 Okay. Okay, you have the talent... 602 00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:33,937 and God knows you have the guts. 603 00:34:35,339 --> 00:34:39,366 But... who you gonna come home to, Mack? 604 00:34:41,979 --> 00:34:45,608 I- I've- I've got... my plants. 605 00:34:46,617 --> 00:34:50,553 [ Sighs ] Why are you always running away? 606 00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:55,325 You think you understand me, don't you? 607 00:34:56,727 --> 00:35:02,290 You think you-You think you know why I keep a safe distance away from women like you. 608 00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:04,596 Yeah? 609 00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:06,967 Yeah? Well, you- Well, you don't. 610 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:09,632 You don't understand this much about what makes me tick. 611 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:16,407 Well, I think I understand that when you were a little kid, 612 00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:20,247 maybe those big muscle guy creeps... 613 00:35:20,318 --> 00:35:25,346 used to pick on you and beat up on you 'cause you were a wimp. 614 00:35:25,423 --> 00:35:28,517 And the only way that you could protect yourself and save your butt... 615 00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:31,460 was to make 'em laugh and be funny, 616 00:35:31,529 --> 00:35:35,590 and God, you've been doin' that for so long, you couldn't stop if you wanted to now, huh? 617 00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:41,630 See? You don't know anything about me. 618 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:47,937 Why don't you listen to her, Mack? 619 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:52,015 You don't understand, Davey. 620 00:35:53,384 --> 00:35:55,477 I'll tell you what I understand- 621 00:35:57,054 --> 00:36:00,182 that you're gonna throw away your career... 622 00:36:00,258 --> 00:36:03,694 and a chance at a great relationship in one fell swoop. 623 00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:06,321 And for what? For the- 624 00:36:06,397 --> 00:36:10,026 For the chance to show that everybody else is wrong? 625 00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:12,035 What are you talkin' about? 626 00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:17,037 It just seems to me like you set everybody up to fail, 627 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:22,068 so that when things go wrong, it's never your fault. 628 00:36:23,781 --> 00:36:27,342 Don't destroy us before we've had a chance. 629 00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:32,117 You gotta trust somebody, Mack. Trust me. 630 00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:43,858 Okay, okay. Enough of the mushy stuff. 631 00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:46,165 - Come on. We got a show to do. - [ Claps Hands ] 632 00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:48,865 - What about DeGorio? - I'm not worried about him. 633 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,931 Well,you should be worried about him, 634 00:36:51,008 --> 00:36:53,943 'cause I don't know a whole lot of dead comics with great careers goin'. 635 00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:55,945 He's not gonna kill me. Oh, yes, he is. 636 00:36:56,013 --> 00:36:58,481 Ninety percent chance he doesn't make it to the opening show. 637 00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:00,744 Where's your tux? It's in the dressing room. 638 00:37:00,818 --> 00:37:03,981 But I gotta take a shower. No, no. No showers. We're not takin' any more chances. 639 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,989 Now you go get ready and meet us backstage. 640 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,218 Well, I thought you were gonna talk to DeGorio. 641 00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:10,226 Well, nobody can find him. 642 00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:13,730 His odds are going up, Sam. He still gets killed, but the time frame is shifting. 643 00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:17,859 Listen to me. I told his henchman to meet us backstage between shows, 644 00:37:17,935 --> 00:37:19,960 okay, and we'll talk peace. 645 00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:22,028 Now just go get dressed, all right? Hurry up. 646 00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:25,506 ♪ [Jazz ] 647 00:37:29,213 --> 00:37:32,114 Oh, I feel like I'm gonna throw up. So how do I look? And be honest. 648 00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:36,517 Be totally honest, 'cause I think the beads are too much. Will you just relax? You look gorgeous. 649 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:39,078 Sam, you gotta get outta here. We gotta do the show. 650 00:37:39,156 --> 00:37:41,818 Okay, as soon as the opening act is done. DeGorio's gonna grab Mack. 651 00:37:41,892 --> 00:37:43,826 Look, maybe we shouldn't go on. 652 00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:47,625 [ Chuckles ] I don't know who's more nervous, Frankie or you. 653 00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:52,465 Oh, no. Wait now. Now Ziggy- Now Ziggy's sayin' that you do have to go out and perform, 654 00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:56,165 because Darryl F. Zanuck- Huh? 655 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:59,641 is in the audience, and he's gonna sign you to a contract, 656 00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:04,613 and then that's how you meet your wife, and you have three kids, two girls and- Oh, boy. 657 00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:06,980 - Darryl Zanuck? -[ Mack ] What? 658 00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:09,349 Uh- Uh- Nothin'. 659 00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:13,690 ♪ [ Continues ] 660 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,069 ♪ [ Ends ] 661 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:29,903 Ladies and gentlemen, a nice hand for Maria Rose.! 662 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:33,876 Yes! Nice job, honey. And now, ladies and gentlemen, 663 00:38:33,944 --> 00:38:37,641 the luxurious lounge here at the all new, fabulous Las Vegas Golden Sand Hotel... 664 00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:42,152 is proud to present the comedy of Parker, MacKay and Fields! 665 00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:44,153 Lets give 'em a warm welcome. Fields? 666 00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:46,155 Oh. Well, I liked Fields the best. 667 00:38:46,223 --> 00:38:49,750 * [ Up-tempo ] 668 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,397 * [ Ends ] 669 00:39:02,473 --> 00:39:05,840 Thank you. You're very, very kind, and you're well-dressed. Hey! 670 00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:08,174 Now how about takin' all that off? [ Drum Sting ] 671 00:39:08,245 --> 00:39:10,440 [ Laughing ] 672 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:13,176 I oughta belt you. Well, you don't have to. I got a cummerbund. 673 00:39:14,618 --> 00:39:17,485 That's a nice look too. Did they give you a set of bagpipes with that? 674 00:39:19,390 --> 00:39:21,585 Yes, they're in my pants. [ Drum Sting ] 675 00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:27,598 ♪ [ Ballad ] ♪ [ Singing ] 676 00:39:54,525 --> 00:39:57,050 ♪ [ Continues ] 677 00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:03,733 [ Sighs ] 678 00:40:06,437 --> 00:40:09,929 My brother was just released from an asylum today, and before we- 679 00:40:10,007 --> 00:40:12,271 [ Audience Laughing ] 680 00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:16,279 Before I marry you, I only thought it fair to... 681 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:20,647 show you our horrible family... tree. 682 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:26,386 Oh, Leonard, you poor man. 683 00:40:26,457 --> 00:40:28,982 Uh- Uh, what a painful secret. 684 00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:31,755 But you know, your secret is safe with me. 685 00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:34,093 It will never leave my lips. 686 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:37,867 Is something wrong, my dear? 687 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:41,666 Oh, no. It's just that those were, uh, plastic grapes. 688 00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:46,506 I love plastic grapes. 689 00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:49,840 It's okay, you see, because Arnold loves plastic. 690 00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:51,848 I love anything plastic. 691 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:55,215 He- He loves anything plastic. 692 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:58,050 He really does. And I think... 693 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,588 that he really likes you too, my dear. 694 00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:04,560 I really like you. I really, really like you. 695 00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:08,196 ♪ [ Up-tempo ] ♪ [ Singing ] 696 00:41:24,782 --> 00:41:26,716 ♪ [ Ends ] 697 00:41:26,784 --> 00:41:29,082 * [ Resumes ] [ Sam ] We've been Parker- 698 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:31,917 MacKay- And Fields! 699 00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:33,923 Thank you. 700 00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:44,357 [ Audience Cheering ] 701 00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:52,065 The fabulous comedy stylings of Parker, MacKay and Fields. 702 00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:57,102 Let's bring 'em out one more time, with a big round of applause for Parker, MacKay and Fields. 703 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,775 Ho! Yeah! 704 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:02,148 [ Mack ] You can't do this. I'm in the middle of a show. 705 00:42:02,219 --> 00:42:06,781 Sam, they're snatchin' Mack! Two big ugly guys with noses for faces! Hurry up! 706 00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:09,451 They're takin' him down the stairs! 707 00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:18,999 [ Chattering ] 708 00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:31,514 [ Grunts ] 709 00:42:36,954 --> 00:42:40,788 [ Gunshot ] All right. Everybody hold it right there. 710 00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:44,453 Now look, this ain't got nothin' to do with you two. 711 00:42:44,528 --> 00:42:46,655 This is between Mr. MacKay and Mr. DeGorio. 712 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:49,426 So if you two wouldjust get lost and forget about this, 713 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,468 I'd be more than happy to let you keep breathin'. 714 00:42:51,535 --> 00:42:55,938 Sam,you're all gonna end up dead unless you do something about this right here and right now. 715 00:42:56,006 --> 00:42:58,474 You know, killin' us isn't gonna solve anything. 716 00:42:58,542 --> 00:43:00,601 Who said anything about killin' anybody? 717 00:43:00,678 --> 00:43:03,738 Oh, so you brought the terminator and his evil twin as an escort service? 718 00:43:03,814 --> 00:43:08,080 Look, if we could just have a conversation with Mr. DeGorio, I'm sure we could work all this out. 719 00:43:08,152 --> 00:43:12,885 And, uh, what makes you so sure of that? 720 00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:15,482 Joey, it's not too bright to shoot off a gun in the club. 721 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:21,023 Mr. DeGorio, if you kill Mack tonight, 722 00:43:22,466 --> 00:43:25,765 sooner or later someone is gonna report him missing, 723 00:43:25,836 --> 00:43:27,770 and then everybody's gonna know it was you. 724 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:33,972 Missing and dead are very different things, Mr. Parker. And no body... 725 00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:39,541 - means no charges. - He's right, Sam. Hassles, but no charges. 726 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,642 Yeah, but don't you see that... 727 00:43:43,754 --> 00:43:47,155 none of this would've happened at all if-if- 728 00:43:47,224 --> 00:43:49,192 - if you- if you- - Me? 729 00:43:49,259 --> 00:43:51,386 - Yeah. - Be careful. This is a life and death situation. 730 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:55,228 Yeah, if you had-hadn't come on to... 731 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:57,290 Mack's fiancée. 732 00:43:57,368 --> 00:43:59,859 Whoa. What was that? 733 00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:03,395 Um-That's right, Mr. DeGorio. 734 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:06,341 See, that's why I didn't wanna go out with you, because- 735 00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:09,004 because Mack and I are- 736 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:15,377 Engaged. 737 00:44:15,452 --> 00:44:17,920 Yeah, we're very, very engaged. 738 00:44:25,396 --> 00:44:28,263 Well, why didn't anybody tell me these two were engaged? 739 00:44:31,068 --> 00:44:34,936 [ Chuckles ] Frankie, sweetheart, 740 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,939 I wish you the best. 741 00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:43,405 MacKay- Don't ever hit me again. Now come here. 742 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,416 We're gonna have the wedding at this club, on me. I'm gonna take you down the aisle. 743 00:44:47,484 --> 00:44:50,885 We're gonna have a band, a party- Joey, I love weddings! 744 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:58,025 Well, you did it, Sam, and, uh- You got somethin' on your face. 745 00:44:58,095 --> 00:45:00,029 Uh- [ Clears Throat ] 746 00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:03,965 Frankie and Mack go on as MacKay and MacKay and they have a successful nightclub career. 747 00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:06,798 They even have a couple of Broadway hits that they write. 748 00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:12,365 Then they-They move to Connecticut, and, uh, they're still married today. 749 00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:15,503 What-What are-What are- What are you gonna do with that pie? 750 00:45:17,815 --> 00:45:19,840 Sam? Sam? 751 00:45:21,218 --> 00:45:24,449 What are you thinkin' of do-do-doin' with that pie, Sam? Now, come on. 752 00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:28,821 Sam, what are you-What are you- What are you gonna do with that pie, Sam? You wouldn't- 753 00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:35,731 [ Chuckles ] Um- 754 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,768 Say good night, Gracie. 755 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:01,080 [ Woman ] Hey, sailor. 756 00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:06,860 The ocean makes me feel so sexy. 757 00:46:14,538 --> 00:46:16,472 Oh, boy. 758 00:46:16,522 --> 00:46:21,072 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0